Test #1

1. The SATs are to Success in College as:

 

A) a Bark Beetle is to a Tree

B) A Thumb is to a Spoon

C) A Solid is to a Gas

D) A Spoon is to a Pidgeon

 

2. A College Degree is to a Good Job as…

 

A) A Gopher is to a Gardener

B) A Severed Nose is to a Face

C) Lemon Juice is to an Eye

D) A Knife is to a Back

3. Barack Obama is to White Middle Class America as:

 

A) David is to Goliath

B) A Motor Scooter is to an Aircraft Carrier

C) A Ninja is to a Pirate

D) A Squirrel is to a Pinecone 

 

4. Vocabulary is to Popularity as:

 

A) Kryptonite is to Superman

B) Regis it to Kelly

C) Howard Moon is to Vince noir

D) Alcohol is to Motor Skills

5. World of Warcraft is to Reality as…

 

A) Rum is to Coke

B) Salt is to a Snail

C) Nothingness is to a Less than Nothingness

D) Novocaine is to Pain

 

Answers:

1. “D”

2. All answers are equally correct

3. No comment

4. “C”

5. Whatever, I don’t care about anything anymore